March 2012
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leonard nimoy is 81 and i can’t believe it
the next time you ever feel ugly or repulsive just remember that in this crazy world chances are you’re somebody’s fetish
i had a dream that ron paul won an academy award in 1976
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all the hype about pink slime prompted me to look it up then from there i went on a “what’s really in your food” article reading spree and everything from the “healthy alternative” soy to fruits to vegetables to meats to breads to tap water to bottled water to filtered water to organic food to processed food has some sort of secret evil carcinogen ingredient...
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right after my mother died i became known as “the kid with the dead mom” everybody at my first elementary school (as all of them do i’m sure) had a nickname relating to some part of their life “the kid with divorced parents” “the kid whose eye moves when he eats” “the kid whose dad walked out” and so on
initially it was typical...
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today my mother would have been 52 and every year on her birthday and most other days i think of something she said that went completely over my head at the time. it was along the lines of “people born on pi day will go on for eternity” and a few years later when i learned what pi was + the corny joke that 3.14 is pi day i understood what she meant and god i wish it was true
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Huffington Post: Don't Let Student Loan Interest... →
who needs syrup of ipecac when there’s this
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as wonderful as it may be you don’t have to tag closeups of your cleavage as thelma and louise
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super tuesday dinner party: ginger spinach followed by a prawn/cauliflower stir fry then top ramen and rum
i’ll make papier mache genitals riddled with venereal diseases out of unpaid bills and late notices and use shredded credit cards for the sores then someone will buy it for a million dollars because it’s so SYMBOLIC what then
songs about masturbation make my day